Sometimes it's bitter to be concerned with things that happened while you were in High School, sometimes it's just fun.
Man, what can I say about the sheep fuckers in Almont Michigan? Not much, except that I moved away and went to school in Birmingham, MI, and was able to get into NYU and U of M, while they remained concerned about country music and whatever repressed culture had infiltrated their rural Christian world.
Wasn't from there, only went to school and lived there for three years, but damn if that wasn't some of the most monotonous, idiotic, years of my life. The world that time forgot.
If we were back in the days of city states I would suggest that neighboring Romeo, which isn't rural, occupy Almont and teach it civilization.