Thursday, June 23, 2011

If you ever wondered where the jewelry equivalents to the Garfunkel and Oates song could be found...

Here they are. The lyric I'm talking about is the one from "A turn for the Douche" about guys and tribal tattoos, a species of creature also known as "Bros". The website is "Tribal Hollywood.com". All of the descriptions of the pendants, many of which could have been taken from "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox, are priceless:

"HAZZARD Pendant in Silver and Gunmetal
"The Wild Child and No Limits."

"FAIMALAI Hawaiian Seahorse Pendant Tribal Rope Necklace
"To the Victor go the Spoils""

"DIABLO TRIPLE YANG Fire Pendant in Brass and Silver
"Fiery Intensity and Risk Taker"
(perhaps it's Triple Yang to compensate for a, um, lack of something?)

"BUFFALO HORN Stainless Steel Men's Tribal Horn Necklace P...
"The Call to Arms""

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